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In the News - 22 Nov: Barry Bonds Mitt Romney Rupert Murdoch Santa Claus Pearl Harbor

Topic: Santana Row

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Fidel Castro, Ricky Martin, Matt Druge

Favorite possession(s):

Pack of cubans

Currently has on their coffee table:

Better Homes & Gardens

Favorite TV show(s):

The X-Files

Favorite food(s):

Spanish

Favorite great leader(s):

Primo de Rivera, Francisco Franco

Favorite composer(s):

Beethoven

Interest(s):

Photography

Favorite sport(s):

Hockey

Favorite movie(s):

Lawrence of Arabia

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Romario

Favorite destination(s):

California, Spain

Listens to:

Santana

Favorite type of dance(s):

Salsa, Ballet

Favorite quote(s):

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

We had to evacuate our building at work because the hallf-billion dollar megacomplex next door, Santana Row, burned to the ground.
Santana Row is located at 400 S.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

The new exclusive shopping center Santana Row is scheduled to open up in San Jose in Spring 2003!

Jordan Jones,
Rapper

I was just interviewed by arson investigators about the Santana Row fire , and now they want my pictures.
Despite the Santana Row fiasco, however, money is continuing to flow into mall-resuscitation projects.

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