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Topic: Rumsfeld

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Most admires:Saddam Hussein,  George W Bush,  Osama Bin Laden
Currently has on their coffee table:Washington Post,  The Times
Politics:Conservative,  Pacifist
Dream job(s):Terrorist,  President of the United States,  Soldier
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Favorite religious figure(s):The Ayatollah
Interest(s):Politics
Favorite movie(s):Singin' in the Rain,  The Great Escape
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Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite quote(s):"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
"A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
 
 
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Rumsfeld's analysts at the Pentagon's Defense Threat Reduction Agency employ sophisticated computer models.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Donald Rumsfeld, the US defence secretary, yesterday raised the prospect of granting the "senior leadership" in Iraq amnesty from war crimes prosecution if they were exiled to a third country.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Donald Rumsfelds observation in todays newspaper of Al Quaida networks in Pak Kashmir is a very telling point for the need of an Indian army at the borders.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Rumsfeld's statement was necessary because the press had reported some unnamed subordinates declaring that "false" or "black" news would be used along with the "white" news or truth.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Rumsfeld's book should be "Or the true meaning of tact.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Just as Donald Rumsfelds brilliance and candor represent a refreshing change in the world of American politics, The Rumsfeld Way represents a dramatically new model for leadership.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Rumsfeld's protestations to the contrary, the newspaper said, add up to nothing more than "bunkum.
But who is Donald Rumsfeld, this man who always seems to find himself in the right place at the right time, with the right answers?
Josh Hogan,
Commander

US Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld today launches an emergency mission to shore up wavering Middle Eastern support for looming American military strikes on Afghanistan.
Defense Secretary Donald Rumsfeld warned in a directive sent to military units this week that too much unclassified but worrisome material was popping up on the Web, and said Al Qaeda and other foes were sure to take advantage of it.
Defence Secretary Donald Rumsfeld signed the order to send up to 35,000 reinforcements to the region, including more marines who would spearhead any possible invasion force.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Rumsfeld's pledge that the Defense Department would tell only the truth in seeking to influence public opinion overseas is a welcome answer to the controversy over the role of Defense's new Office of Strategic Influence.
 
 
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