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Topic: Salman Rushdie

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Salman Salman Khan

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Saddam Hussein, Osama Bin Laden

Good point(s):

Patient

Bad point(s):

Boastful

Personality:

Rebellious

Religion(s):

Satanic, Muslim, Hindu

Favorite book(s):

The Koran

Favorite religious figure(s):

The Ayatollah, The Prophet Mohammed

Favorite great leader(s):

Reza Pahlavi

Favorite great thinker(s):

Omar Khayyam

Listens to:

Rolling Stones

Favorite destination(s):

Arabia

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Destroying Civilization

Favorite time of year:

Ramadan

Favorite quote(s):

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
"A watched pot never boils"

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Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

A stage adaptation of Midnight's Children by Salman Rushdie will be premiered at the Barbican Theatre in January 2003.

Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

Iran's Ayatollah Ruhollah Khomeini offers million dolar plus bounty on Salman Rushdie because of Rushdie's Satanic Verses.
Thus Kureishi parodies (just as Salman Rushdie does in The Satanic Verses ) how some of the verses the Prophet heard were apparently from Satan, rather than God.
For example, if an Islamic man were to kill Salman Rushdie, he would state that his clerics had issued a fatwa for his death.

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