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Topic: Salvation

  Salvation Army    Salvation through Jesus  
  Donations to the Salvation Army    Salvation Army Angel Tree  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Pope John Paul II,  Their father
Good point(s):Humble,  Patient,  Saintly
Personality:Devout,  Rebellious,  Happy
Bad point(s):Boastful
Religion(s):Christian - Evangelical,  Christian - Protestant,  Mormon
Favorite book(s):The Bible
The Koran
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ,  Martin Luther,  The Prophet Mohammed
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh." - Voltaire (1694-1778)
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Recommendations The Salvation Army believes that the demand from displaced people seeking to enter Australia above designated government quotas will be an ongoing issue for all.
SALVATION ARMY SUPPLIES will be closing at 2 pm on Tuesday 24 December and reopening Thursday 2 January 2003.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The Salvation Army was faced with the decision of either moving its social services to another location or to relocate its church functions.
The Salvation Army has had a problem in the last three to four years providing support to their program needs because of lack of adequate kitchen facilities.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The Salvation Army is acutely aware of the suffering and deprivation visited upon thousands of persons as a result of gambling.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Salvation Army presentation of The Little Drummer Boy Presented by the Sunday School group starting at 7pm at the Salvation Army Church located at 82 Richard St.
Josh Hogan,

Salvation Army personnel endeavor to link the home with the corps, and to provide assistance to the parents in guiding and training their children.
The Salvation Army continues to operate four disaster relief centers where disaster victims can receive additional emergency services.
Mark Harris,

Salvation We believe the grace of God provides salvation from sin for all men only through personal repentance and faith in Jesus Christ and His atoning work.
Salvation is received through faith in Jesus Christ by the admission of sin and accepting Jesus’ sacrifice to forgive sin.
Conditions to Salvation Salvation is received through repentance toward God and faith toward the Lord Jesus Christ.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Both the Salvation Army and the Government are committed to tackling homelessness and Booth House will play a key role in sustaining the reduction in the numbers of people sleeping rough.
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