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Topic: Santa's Workshop

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Santa Claus, Carl Jung

Personality:

Spiritual, Loving

Religion(s):

New Age

Dream job(s):

Teacher

Favorite TV show(s):

The Craft

Favorite activity(s):

Pottery, Writing stories

Interest(s):

Community Theatre, Photography

Listens to:

Cher, Folk

Favorite destination(s):

Mexico

Favorite time of year:

Christmas

Favorite type of dance(s):

Salsa, Swing, Tango

Favorite quote(s):

"When choosing between two evils, I always like to try the one I've never tried before." - Mae West (1892-1980)
"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

An elf in Santa's workshop puts together toy cars and rolls them down a ramp.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Santa's Workshop: Visit Santa and his magical reindeer at the north pole.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Robins' Nest started Santa's Workshop in 1996 to bring holiday joy to all of our children.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Santa's Workshop: In December, we provide an opportunity for students to shop for small, inexpensive gifts for the Holidays.
Santa's Workshop is one example of the custom designed and manufactured Christmas displays created by LightTheNight in Wichita, Kansas.
Santa's Workshop - Includes games, activities, cards, and links.

Keiko Miyisawa,
Receptionist

Santa's elves build toys in his workshop.
Santa's Workshop - Santa's elves are busy creating toys for Christmas.

John Fielding,
CEO

Santa's workshop is the most productive manufacturing facility in the world.

Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Santa's Workshop is a family fun village on the side of Whiteface Mountain where Santa Claus, his reindeer, and storybook characters come alive.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Santa's Workshop - Santa's Secret Shop will be held in our gym Thurs.
Visit Santa's Workshop, the Snug Room and other fun and exciting places.

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