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Topic: Thunderbird SC

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Golf clubs, Lawnmower, Penis

Personality:

Sporty

Currently has on their coffee table:

Car and Driver magazine

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite era(s):

1980s

Favorite activity(s):

Theme parks

Favorite animal(s):

Wolf

Favorite computer game(s):

Diablo

Favorite movie(s):

Monty Python, Dr Strangelove

Likes to wear:

Colt 44 Magnum

Favorite sport(s):

Motor car racing, Roller blading, Bowling

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Michel Platini

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

The MP 85mm Throttle Body has the same mounting flange bolt pattern as the stock Thunderbird SC, Cougar XR7 and Mustangs.
RWD, Thunderbird SC, w/o balance shaft, roller cam, crank position sensor.
Based on Mustang and Thunderbird SC Throttle Body Design and guaranteed to idle perfectly.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Magnum Powers just released the NEW Front Mount Intercooler KIT for the Thunderbird SC and Cougar XR7!

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

The MagnaPortII is simply the best designed and best performing blower on the market for the SC and XR7 and is the reason it is on the world's quickest Thunderbird SC.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Thunderbird SC's stock Intercooler (IC) is much too small, restrictive and ineffective and no one until now has been able to provide a satisfactory solution.

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