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Topic: Scar tissue

Related:
  Tissue    Scar  
  Muscle tissue    Connective Tissue  
  Tissue Paper    Tissue Culture  
  Used tissues    Acne Scars  
  Deep Tissue Massage    Scar Face  
  Tissue Engineering    Scar Treatment  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Penis,  Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Nervous
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine,  New Scientist
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Skin,  Breasts
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves,  Having severe anorexia
Medical note(s):Has cancer,  Undergoing therapy,  Uses laxatives
Worst habit(s):Nervous twitch,  Smoking,  Drinking
Favorite quote(s):"The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when we created them." - Albert Einstein (1879-1955)
"God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time." - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

It scars lung tissue, leads to shortness of breath, and can cause permanent loss of lung function and trigger asthmatic attacks.
Rarely, endometrial tissue is found in surgical scars on the abdomen, in the lining of the chest cavity or in the lungs themselves.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

The scar tissue that may subsequently develop can pull on the retina and cause retinal detachment, which may lead to permanent vision loss.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Using this method the surgeon can modify and reshape soft tissues under the skin and so can restore more youthful facial contours without long incisions and scars.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

How to heal the vaginal scar tissues and damaged nerves for sexual orgasm.
Microfibers are a mild form of scar tissue or adhesions that form in the connective tissue between the muscles, binding them together and preventing them from stretching.
Scar tissue is the result of previous injuries or trauma and can affect muscle, tendons and ligaments.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The scar tissue formation results from inflammation and-tissue destruction, and in this case was highly amenable to correction with micropigmentation.
Fibrosis is the scar tissue that forms when liver cells are destroyed by the virus.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Surgical removal of the scar capsule and ruptured implant is much easier if the silicone has not migrated into tissues outside of the scar capsule.
Scar tissue: Fibrous tissue accumulating in the udder after infection that permanently replaces milk-producing tissue and prevents drugs from reaching sites of infection.
This removes scar tissue and restores skin elasticity and reduces wrinkles.
 
 
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leigh
2005-03-21 23:40:15
i had a benign tumor removed off my achilles tendon 28 yrs ago, there is now a lump there in its place and it sometimes feels like it is cutting off circulation to my toes! what could that be????
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