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Topic: School

Related:
  High School    School District  
  School Teacher    Middle School  
  Home School    School Program  
  Law School    School Board  
  Public Schools    School of Social Work  
  Primary School    Graduate School  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:All cheerleaders
Dream job(s):Teacher,  Bus Driver,  Social worker
Education:Elementary school,  Junior High School,  College
Favorite activity(s):Taking IQ tests
Interest(s):Business,  English,  Computers
Likes to wear:School uniform
Favorite sport(s):Volleyball
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school,  Finding a job
Membership(s):World Vision
Favorite quote(s):"Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater." - Gail Godwin
"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

This is because schools used to serves lots of fatty foods like chips and puddings with custard.
John Fielding,
CEO

This is an opportunity for education professionals who hold or who aspire to senior posts in schools and colleges to gain further expertise in educational leadership and management in an international setting.
Schools that fall short of the target will be required to meet annual growth targets until their goal is achieved.
Smeal is only one of three business schools in the country selected by IBM as a supply chain research partner.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Charter schools are funded by two sources: Foundation School Program funds distributed directly from the state, and local funds paid in the form of tuition by the school district in which a student attending the school resides.
Participating schools and teachers in Social Quotient surveys SQ validity is demonstrated by the unbiased nature of the survey process and by the high correlation between skilled teachers' recommendations and SQ scores.
All schools have additional computer stations in libraries, and many elementary schools and all middle and high schools have networked computer laboratories.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Military electronics schools provided my first technical exposure and led me to an intense interest in scientific subjects.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Lutheran Schools attempt to distinguish between the two great Biblical teachings, the Law and the Gospel.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

Wyoming County Schools envisions students empowered to make career choices in a highly technological and rapidly expanding world of information.
There is considerable interest in Buryatia in whether rural schools can stimulate significant economic growth of their villages.
The Owosso Public Schools will ensure rich educational opportunities for each student in an environment of mutual trust and respect.
 
 
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Comments from our users:
From:
woah
2006-04-18 14:35:45
School fucking sucks muthafucka!!!!
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