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Topic: Science

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  Science and Technology    Social Sciences  
  Science Education    Science Research  
  Science Fiction    Science News  
  Health Sciences    Sciences Library  
  Earth Science    Political Science  
  Science Society    Journal of Science  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Analytical,  Philosophical
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Dream job(s):Social worker,  Teacher,  Astronaut
Education:Post-graduate,  College,  Elementary school
Favorite era(s):The future
Favorite body part(s):Brain
Favorite great thinker(s):Stephen Hawking,  Richard Dawkins
Interest(s):Business,  Biology,  Psychology
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school
Favorite quote(s):"Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance." - Will Durant
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

These articles are provided by the Academy of Web Sciences, a specialist in search engine optimization education and an SVAMA sponsor.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

We are interested in candidates who have an established research record in the social sciences or humanities concerned with the development and impact of new media and information and communications technologies.
It is actively pursuing human resource development in the field of agricultural sciences by setting up numerous agricultural universities spanning the entire country.
The SEBC provides Syrian enterprises with modern management sciences and the required technical assistance to help them develop their knowledge and performance.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Finn is a Fellow of the American Academy of Arts and Sciences, and was appointed by President Clinton as a member of the Advisory Council for the National Endowment for the Humanities.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

SyMetric Sciences stands ready to meet the most stringent regulatory requirements to build a product portfolio to give your organization a technological edge in reaching the market in the least possible timeframe.
The National Academy of Sciences has called for software vendors to be liable for defects in their products.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

A man of biological sciences will turn away from Islam if he is told that God created man from congealed blood in the uterus of the mother – it makes no sense to him.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

If the department responsible for the new study programme is not Mathematical Sciences then take the completed form to the Senior Tutor for Mathematical Sciences for approval of your release from the School of Mathematical Sciences.
Physical sciences relating to agriculture, medicine, astronomy mathematics particularly algebra, toxicology etc.
Our focus is on research and graduate education in Earth sciences, with emphasis on processes governing the environmental optics of the Earth.
Mark Harris,
Priest

These noble traditions of the past require that the youth committed to Catholic schools be fully instructed in the letters and sciences in accordance with the exigencies of the times.
 
 
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