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Topic: Scientific

Related:
  Scientific Research    Scientific Method  
  Scientific American    Scientific Name  
  Journal of Scientific    Scientific American article  
  Scientific Discovery    Scientific Management  
  Scientific and Industrial    Scientific Notation  
  Scientific Calculator    Scientific Atlanta  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Personality:Analytical
Politics:Green
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Dream job(s):Nurse,  CEO
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite era(s):The future
Favorite body part(s):Brain
Interest(s):Science,  Biology,  Physics
Favorite great thinker(s):Stephen Hawking,  Richard Dawkins
Ultimate fantasy(s):Being normal,  Cloning themselves
Membership(s):Greenpeace,  Skeptics
Favorite quote(s):"All truth passes through three stages. First , it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it is accepted as being self-evident." - Arthur Schopenhauer (1788-1860)
 
 
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Scientific research has discovered that adding soy foods to your diet can dramatically improve your health.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The results are used to supplement state monitoring efforts and scientific research as well as help government officials determine pollution control policies.
If scientific or other technical matters are raised the panel may consult experts or appoint an expert review group to prepare an advisory report for it.
The Scientific Computer Center provides computer services and maintains facilities at the two sites to meet the Department's instructional and research needs.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Scientific data has already made it clear that this situation is a threat to the existence of humans and all sentient beings.
Irrefutable scientific evidence that the execution gas chambers in Nazi Germany did not exists.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

I was arranging for scientific research on Choi Kwang Do and that would truly be the first proper research on Choi Kwang Do.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

But while scientific research was the impetus for these initial voyages, the recovery and perpetuation of Polynesian voyaging and navigation traditions became the main emphasis.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

The scientific community has warmly welcomed the principle conclusions of this independent committee: that the use of animals in scientific experiments is morally acceptable and that there is a continuing need to use animals in medical research and toxicity testing.
There is scientific validation of the benefits of ArginMax through physician directed clinical studies published in peer reviewed medical journals and presented at international medical forums.
Is the scientific approach used by molecular biology sufficient to yield exhaustive knowledge of biological systems?
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Scientific studies have shown the anti bacterial activity of manuka honey to be effective against most of the bacteria that cause digestive complaints.
 
 
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