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Topic: Scientists

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Albert Einstein
Politics:Green
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist
Dream job(s):Astronaut
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite era(s):The future
Favorite body part(s):Brain
Interest(s):Science,  Physics,  Biology
Favorite great thinker(s):Stephen Hawking,  Arthur C Clarke,  Richard Dawkins
Favorite destination(s):The Moon
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Membership(s):Greenpeace
Favorite quote(s):"The best way to predict the future is to invent it." - Alan Kay
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

PML scientists are now actively involved in developing operational tools for monitoring coastal waters and identifying algal blooms at an early stage.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

What scientists are finding in study after study is that differences in diet and lifestyles may play a significant role in the prostate cancer rates in one country compared to another.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Scientists are trying to speed up the process by using grid technology and Linux clusters.
Scientists in Japan are developing tools designed to enable people to feel the shape and texture of objects using haptics or touch technologies.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Scientists are harnessing the natural glow of bacteria and fireflies to illuminate everything from diseases to dolphins.
Scientists were surprised to learn how rapidly the Martian temperature fluctuates due to atmospheric turbulence.
Indian scientists are turning to an ancient Hindu text in their search for the secrets of effective stealth warfare.
Zhang Xian Qian,
Ex-Olympic Swimmer

CMC scientists are also studying the mechanism and effects of abnormal kidney growth.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

Scientists are attributing the rise in pollution located in these two zones to a new increase in industrial production in Leningrad Oblast.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Scientists at COHR are utilizing a wide range of techniques in cell and molecular biology to characterize the interaction of host derived defense mechanisms with bacterial and viral virulence factors.
Cambridge scientists are celebrating a monumental milestone in the international Human Genome Project to decode the genetic instructions of humankind.
Scientists are using genetic engineering to develop proteins that could eventually help treat diseases like cystic fibrosis.
 
 
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