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Topic: Woman Scientist

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  Woman's Right    Married Woman  
  Woman's Day    Scientists  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Retarded
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Currently has on their coffee table:New Scientist,  FHM magazine
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite era(s):The future
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Favorite book(s):"Men are from Mars - Women are from Venus"
Favorite great thinker(s):Hypatia,  Arthur C Clarke
Favorite computer game(s):Tetris,  Minesweeper
Favorite online activity(s):Sharing jokes with friends
Starsign:Capricorn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Cloning themselves
Favorite quote(s):"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90 percent.
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90%
Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

By the time the scientist's perky daughter reappears as a femme fatale, they just have to play the vamp to "Pretty Woman" to get a laugh.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Ramtha is channeled by an American woman, JZ Knight, who was tested by a team of international scientists who unanimously declared Ramtha to be a verifiable phenomenon.
Synopsis: A woman from Venus hypnotizes a scientist into deliberately sabotaging a missle, and Captain Atom takes action to stop her.
The head has been reconstructed by forensic scientists from the skull of a woman buried at Shepperton henge.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

The two scientists were shocked by this sudden outburst and the woman got off the train before the two could correct her on the subject to which they were referring.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Scientists have recently gone to battle over genetic studies which indicate that modern humans descended from one man and one woman.
When you attended college/university, did you encounter woman scientists and/or engineers whom you considered role models?
Yes, I did encounter woman scientists who were role models.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

A first step is to invite woman and minority scientists to serve on the organizing committee so they can suggest suitable participants.
 
 
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