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Topic: Scotland Yard

Related:
  Yard    Scotland  
  PLAYS YARDS    Edinburgh Scotland  
  Highlands of Scotland    Glasgow Scotland  
  Scotland Information    Yard Sign  
  Yard Sale    Tour of Scotland  
  History of Scotland    Aberdeen Scotland  

 
 
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Most admires:Jack the Ripper
Bad point(s):Criminal,  Vicious
Dream job(s):Private Detective,  Police Officer,  Prison Guard
Favorite author(s):Edgar Allan Poe
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted,  NYPD Blue
Favorite book(s):"Adventures of Sherlock Holmes" by Arthur Conan Doyle
"Around the World in Eighty Days" by Jules Verne
"The McGuffey Readers" by William Holmes McGuffey
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Willis,  Mark Wahlberg,  Jim Carrey
Favorite movie(s):Minority Report
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jack Nicklaus (golf)
Favorite time of year:Mayday
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The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Located only yards from Aberdeen's Union Street, some of Scotland's best shops, restaurants, and a lively nightlife are at your fingertips.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Scotland Run offers a set of red tees at 5,014 yards and a set of green tees at 5,554 yards.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

The thieves are using Scotland Yard's Crime Computer.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Instead they are the aliases for the two commanders of Scotland Yard's Social Squad.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The head of Scotland Yard's Anti-Terrorist Branch warned the public to be on guard for a bombing campaign in the run up to a general election.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

With Scotland Yard failing to make headway, the Prime Minister calls on Sherlock Holmes, the famous consulting detective.
Keith Tennant,
Factory Worker

How many Scotland yard detectives consult with sherlock holmes?
Paddy McGuinness,
Newsagent

The lucrative MOD contract is also being sought by yards in Scotland and Ireland.
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Meanwhile at Scotland Yard Inspector Ned Seagoon was completely baffled FX: DOOR SHUTS Neddy: Yes.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

A midnight visit from Scotland Yard detectives led to his arrest, following an extradition request from the Spanish magistrate Baltasar Garzon.
The midday press had issued a release from Scotland Yard stating that detectives had been investigating us for the past few days.
They were back in George’s office at Scotland Yard, which was now milling with detectives and constables investigating the shooting.
 
 
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