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Topic: Seagal

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  Steven Seagal  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Tupac Shakur,  Sandra Bullock,  Al Capone
Bad point(s):Dishonest
Religion(s):Buddhist
Dream job(s):Hitman
Favorite body part(s):Fists
Favorite activity(s):Going to the movies
Favorite actor(s):Bruce Lee,  Bruce Willis
Favorite movie(s):Jaws,  Minority Report,  Jurassic Park
Favorite sport(s):Karate
Listens to:Wu-Tang Clan
Favorite quote(s):"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
 
 
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Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

With Steven Seagal I perceived this potential to be particularly strong as accords with being a tulku.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Steven Seagal's double chin was seen hanging out at a hot new Italian restaurant in SoHo.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Steven Seagal and Jean-Claude van Damme would fit happily into a movie version of Beowulf.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Steven Seagal would be good as a veteran soldier, Neil Kinnock and Joe Strummer as civvies at a terror site.
Seagal's not the only celebrity to know that fame carries a price.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

As for Steven Seagal's movie career, my concern is with the qualities I experienced within him which relate to his potential for benefiting others and not with the conventional details of his life which are wholly secondary.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

SeaGals and Alumni Seahawks players join the fun at Darigo Karting for Kids.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Steven Seagal fans will get all that they bargain for in Exit Wounds, the adventure thriller that opened in the US bigger than any of his previous movies.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Steven Seagal must save the world from Michael Caine's oily hair.
While Steven Seagal did participate in the occasionally watchable movie like Under Siege , he was more likely to turn up in stuff like Hard to Kill and Above the Law.
Steven Seagal is an American film actor.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Seagal's latest role is one he was reluctant to accept: star witness in a racketeering trial targeting the mob.
 
 
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