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Topic: Seal

Related:
  Navy SEAL    Elephant Seal  
  OIL SEAL    Easter Seals  
  State Seal    Harbor Seals  
  Seal Rock    Corporate Seal  
  Mechanical Seals    Seal Beach  
  Golden Seal    Baby Seal  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Santa Claus,  Easter Bunny
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans,  Brown raincoat,  Gas oven
Currently has on their coffee table:People
Dream job(s):Janitor
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite animal(s):Dolphin,  Penguin,  Elephant
Favorite religious figure(s):Jesus Christ
Likes to wear:Army uniforms,  Vinyl
Favorite sportsperson(s):Joe DiMaggio (baseball)
Ultimate fantasy(s):Destroying Civilization
Membership(s):World Wildlife Fund
Favorite quote(s):"God, please save me from your followers!" - Bumper Sticker
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

SEALS AND STAMPS The use of any seal or stamp conveying the NICET name or mark on engineering documents or drawings prepared or checked by a NICET certificant is not authorized.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

Common seals are found throughout the whole of the northern hemisphere, but grey seals are found only in the North Atlantic and in the Baltic Sea.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Compression seals are greased through grease fittings at the top and bottom seal.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

New seals on prop output shafts installed on every haul out to eliminate chance of water in drive units.
Surface seals are placed on roads as a cost-effective way to fill cracks and keep moisture out of the base thereby extending pavement life.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

As seals they would come upon the shore during the day and shed their seal skins to sunbathe as humans.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

Three SEALs were awarded the Medal of Honor in Vietnam!
Josh Hogan,
Commander

SEALs are trained to operate in small units - one or two men, up to platoon strength of sixteen.
Because the seals are a positive seal the Conn Pumps have a high suction capability and a high discharge pressure.
Navy SEALs are the most fearsome special operations force in the world.
Mark Harris,
Priest

It seals the baptized with an indelible spiritual mark of belonging to Christ.
Whether seals continue to be required for deeds to be considered valid would remain a matter of case law.
 
 
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