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Topic: Sears store

Related:
  Store    Sears  
  Online Store    Book Store  
  Department Store    Retail Store  
  Store Shopping    General Store  
  Music Store    Food Store  
  Convenience Store    Store Locations  

 
 
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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite website(s):Game Spot
Favorite possession(s):Lawnmower,  Barbie Doll,  Power tools
Currently has on their coffee table:Parenting magazine,  Sports Illustrated magazine
Favorite era(s):1940s,  1930s,  1920s
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite activity(s):Shopping
Favorite book(s):The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock
Favorite movie(s):The Bridge on the River Kwai,  Shawshank Redemption,  Ferris Bueller's Day Off
Favorite computer game(s):Pong
Listens to:Christina Aguilera
Favorite quote(s):"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Sear's Shoe Store can design a shoe program to suit your company's needs.
Sear's Shoe Store has the therapeutic shoe to suit your needs.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Specialty stores undercut Sears on almost every other front.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Sears was loosing marketshare and closing stores and were no longer going to be the #1 retailer in the world.
Sear's Shoe Store has all the accesories you need at great prices.
Sears January comparable-store sales decrease 3.
 
 
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