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Topic: Sears Tower

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Game Spot

Favorite possession(s):

Lawnmower, Barbie Doll, Power tools

Currently has on their coffee table:

Parenting magazine, Sports Illustrated magazine

Favorite era(s):

1940s, 1930s, 1920s

Favorite TV show(s):

Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping

Favorite book(s):

The Common Sense Book of Baby and Child Care - Dr. Benjamin Spock

Favorite movie(s):

The Bridge on the River Kwai, Shawshank Redemption, Ferris Bueller's Day Off

Favorite computer game(s):

Pong

Listens to:

Christina Aguilera

Favorite quote(s):

"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands
"Make love, not war. Hell, do both, get married!"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Sears Tower, if you laid it on its side.

Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Sears Tower and major buildings downtown were evacuated.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Sears Tower, The tallest building in the United States, will provide us with a stunning view of Chicago.

Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Sears Tower-just 2 blocks from Union Station.

Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Can the Sears Tower's antennae handle it?

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The Sears Tower is an example of the heights that HLP Systems will go to provide the best protection available.
The Sears Tower at 233 S Wacker will add 22 feet to one of its two TV antennas, which again makes it the world's tallest builsing.
The impressive Sears Tower is just four minutes' drive away.

Josh Hogan,
Commander

Sears Tower and the John Hancock buildings in Chicago were designed by a Muslim chief architect, originally from Bangladesh.

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