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Topic: Web Site Search

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara, Anna Kournikova

Intelligence:

Intelligent

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Education:

College

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac

Favorite animal(s):

Poodle

Interest(s):

Business, Computers

Favorite sport(s):

Table Tennis, Tennis, Racquetball

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Steffi Graff (tennis)

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Web site search engine optimization related links Below is the directory listing in Yahoo and Dmoz that has sites related to this one.
Web search engines are the primary tools used by Internet browsers to find and access your web site.
Search engines are in the business of sorting Web sites in their databases by the words they contain that match a given search.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web sites can be proactive in improving their ranking on Search Engines.
Search engines are constantly locating sites all over the World Wide Web and cataloging them for their content.
Search engines are the leading way users in the United Kingdom locate web sites.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web Site Promotional Service Customize your web site to give the internet search engines and directories important information about your site.
Web site submission firm guarantees placement on the first two pages of most major search engines or refund the fee.
Strategic Web site positioning is valuable to companies who wish to use their Web sites to attract new business via Internet search engines.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Web site positioning is an art and a science, since it is applying creative techniques to an in-depth study of the search engines.

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