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Topic: Search Tools

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

HotJobs.com

Favorite possession(s):

Dictionary, Windows computer

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Intelligence:

Intelligent

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster, Private Detective

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers, Geneology, Business

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding a job

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

SnapHire search tools centralize the management of all resume sources so that you can quickly settle contract disputes and negotiate volume discounts.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Search Tools Consulting also provides analysis and information to search engine developers.
Search Tools Consulting can help in any or all aspects of your site search engine implementation plan.
These tools are designed to fool the search engine into thinking that the site has been submitted manually.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Search tools including those based on NLP are at the heart of this movement, so perspectives for the future are very good.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Search engines and directories are tools that Internet users consult to find the information they need.
HostSearch's search tools and the information of web hosting providers in HostSearch database were made available to LinkExchange members on the LinkExchange web site.
Search Engines and Directories are essential tools for locating Web sites containing the desired information.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Overhaul Search is an independent company dedicated to providing the aviation industry with the most comprehensive MRO database and communication tools in the world.
Bookmarklets are simple tools that extend the surf and search capabilities of Netscape and Explorer web browsers.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Search planning tools should endeavor to use the best available environmental data, regardless of source.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Site search tools will require additional disk space and processing power.

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