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Topic: Web Search

Related:
  Web    Search  
  Web search engines    Web Site Search  
  Web Site Search Engine    Web site  
  Web Page    Search Engine  
  Web Design    Site Search  
  Web Services    Google Web Search  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Che Guevara,  Florence Nightingale,  Florence Nightingale
Intelligence:Intelligent
Currently has on their coffee table:PC World
Dream job(s):Webmaster,  Nurse,  Interior decorator
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite book(s):World Almanac
Favorite animal(s):Poodle
Interest(s):Computers,  Business
Favorite sport(s):Table Tennis
Favorite online activity(s):Building websites,  Finding warez,  Chatting on ICQ
Favorite quote(s):"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

There are many search engines on the WEB indexing URLs and allowing queries of the databases thus built.
Web Search Engines u se software tools to automatically retrieve and index files from the Internet.
Search engines are ideally suited for locating Web sites, but they often only capture information stored on the first page.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Web optimisation is a service developed to maximise your rankings within search engines and directories.
Web pages are analysed for search engine positioning and changes recommended towards the objective of achieving high rankings consistently.
Search engines are the leading way users in the United Kingdom locate web sites.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Search engines are special web servers which use programs called Spiders to index all of the information in your web site.
There is a myth among web site managers that simply submitting your web site to hundreds of search engines will increase traffic to your site.
Search Engines are spiders that search through the internet looking for web sites to place on their search engines.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Search engines rank web pages on the basis of how relevant they find them in relation to certain topics.
Search engines are inadequate but they are the best means yet devised for searching the web.
 
 
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