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Topic: Yahoo search

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Game Spot

Most admires:

Che Guevara, Chu Mei-Feng, Anna Kournikova

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Education:

Elementary school

Favorite TV show(s):

The Ozbournes, Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher

Favorite book(s):

World Almanac

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Building websites, Chatting on ICQ

Favorite sportsperson(s):

Earvin "Magic" Johnson (basketball), Jack Nicklaus (golf)

Listens to:

Queen

Favorite destination(s):

South America

Favorite quote(s):

"640K ought to be enough for anybody." - Bill Gates (1955-)
"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

A Yahoo compiled list of internet search engines ranging from dictionaries to foreign language translators.
Yahoo search engine whilst not having catalogued every Internet page is a large random sample.
Yahoo is an example of a directory based search engine.

Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Yahoo's search page for flute.

Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Yahoo's search engine for AIDS and HIV topics.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Search engines and directories such as Google and Yahoo continually shift their ranking algorithms.
Yahoo is undeniably the mother of all search engines and web portals.
Is Yahoo a portal or a search engine?

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Good search engines Yahoo Search AltaVista Deja Excite HotBot Infoseek Lycos Yahoo!
Directories such as Yahoo and search engines such as Alta Vista and Lycos list Web sites.
Search engines such as Yahoo and Looksmart utilize an express service which guarantees review of your site within seven business days.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Search Yahoo's database for references related to Judaism.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: sunshinecreations@earthlink.net 2005-05-04 16:38:04	Look for a florist in Antiock, Calif 95409
From: vivekanand jain 2005-08-25 04:56:31	I want to know the size of the database or the number of web pages index by yahoo.

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