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Topic: Toilet Seat

Related:
  Toilet    Seat  
  Car Seat    Seat Covers  
  Seat Belt    Toilet Paper  
  Toilet Seat Covers    Seat Cushion  
  Leather Seat    Bucket Seats  
  Window Seat    Love Seat  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Bulent Ecevit
Favorite possession(s):Stroller,  Wheelchair,  Caravan
Personality:Sporty
Politics:Nationalist
Dream job(s):Bus Driver,  Janitor
Favorite actor(s):Jerry Seinfeld
Interest(s):Meeting women,  Community Theatre
Favorite sport(s):Jogging
Likes to wear:Maternity clothing,  Sumo belt
Favorite movie(s):The Lion King
Listens to:Korn,  Dave Matthews Band
Ultimate fantasy(s):Seeing pubic hair above Britney's hipsters
Favorite quote(s):"Air travel: Breakfast in London
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

When toilets are flushed, a fine mist of water containing contagious bacteria lands on the seat.
Contour seat provides a wider seating area that fits most standard and elongated toilets.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Bidet seats Toto makes toilets seats with a warm water wash called a Jasmin Washlet bidet seat.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

This is my booth, where I was showing my funky toilet seats as well as all kinds of accessories, including cabinets, mirrors, chairs and framed prints.
Fits almost all toilet seats including standard or thick styles and those with padded or fabric covered seats.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

Some toilet seats have "easy-on, easy-off" hinge posts, which facilitate installation by the homeowner.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Toilet seats People already infected with a sexually transmitted disease are more susceptible to acquiring HIV during sex with an infected partner.
John Fielding,
CEO

It is often remarked that the Defense overpriced toilet seats are bargains compared to the costs of environmental improvements under existing law.
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Seats, toilets, change rooms, kiosk, oval, cricket wicket and off street parking, disabled access to ground.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

The toilets were disgusting, they consisted of a long metal row of seats with flimsy partitions, suspended over a shallow channel which then went off to a tank.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The Kiwis take their respective seats but all three Aussies cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
The kiwis take their respective seats while all three Aussies cram into a toilet and close the door behind them.
 
 
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