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Topic: Second

Related:
  Second Home    Second Hand  
  7 Seconds    Second City  
  8 Second    Second Chance  
  Second World War    English as a Second Language  
  Second Mortgage    Second Copy  
  Second Cup    Second Coming  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  Windows computer,  Vacuum cleaner
Appearance:Overweight
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Bus Driver
Education:Post-graduate
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in,  Watching Sport on TV
Favorite body part(s):Ears
Interest(s):Business,  English
Favorite computer game(s):Minesweeper
Favorite sport(s):Lacrosse
Favorite sportsperson(s):Larry Bird (basketball)
Favorite online activity(s):Downloading MP3's
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Since resumes are typically reviewed in 30 seconds, take the time to determine which bullets most strongly support your job search objective.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

For seconds, the research shortcuts you are seeking are not coded into one search tool or another.
Angela Berkley,
High School Student

The Toyota took eight seconds off Bourne on Stage five before Bourne bounced back to tie the lead after six.
The sound was like the fall of some vast body upon the beach, and in a few seconds a noise of mingled voices rising for a mile along the shore thrilled us like the wail of doom.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Within 3 seconds, he was buried deep within her womanly flesh, thrusting hotly and eagerly to completion.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Seconds later, Jackie lay sweating and panting on the bed, as Michelle untied her wrists and ankles.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Drivers were shaken for a few seconds but okay as Miller had to be towed to the pit area.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

After a few seconds the search dialog will list all copies of the inventory file on the hard drive and will show you what folders they are in.
Within seconds you will receive an email from us with a link to the free music page.
Seconds count in the online world, it has been often said that if a webpage has not loaded within 8 seconds, 80 percent of visitors will have backed away.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

There is no seconds elapsed or seconds remaining indicator on the LCD.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Two more seconds and he would have told her everything, and she would probably have stormed away, crying her eyes out as she screamed about him bringing shame to the family.
 
 
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