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Topic: United States Secret Service

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  United    State  
  Service    Secret  
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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Credit card,  Wiretap kit
Bad point(s):Criminal,  Greedy
Currently has on their coffee table:Time magazine
Religion(s):Scientologist
Dream job(s):Private Detective,  Police Officer,  Banker
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite great leader(s):Bennito Mussolini
Interest(s):Conspiracies
Favorite movie(s):The Untouchables
Favorite online activity(s):Spamming,  Downloading porn
Ultimate fantasy(s):Bankruptcy
Membership(s):Skeptics
Favorite quote(s):"Marge, it takes two to lie. One to lie and one to listen." - Homer Simpson.
"Vote early and vote often." - Al Capone (1899-1947)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Secret Service The Department of the Treasury established the United States Secret Service to control counterfeiting.
United States Secret Service Of all the agencies I have dealt with, I have received the most complaints concerning the conduct of USSS polygraphers.
The United States Secret Service Will Pursue and Prosecute ALL Credit Card Fraud.
Sveta Romanova,
Intelligence Officer

United States Secret Service Agent Cameron Roberts boarded a small jet bound for New York City.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

United States Secret Service (use this link to report fraud)
We checked with the United States Secret Service, and found out what we had to do to make this product.
United States Secret Service gets hundreds of complaints concerning Classic 419 every day.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Mike began his career with the United States Secret Service following the Korean War, where he served as a First Lieutenant with the U.
A United States Secret Service special agent spoke to IUP ROTC and military science students Wednesday about the history and job
Special Agents of the United States Secret Services are charged with two missions: protection and investigations.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

The United States Secret Service, in conjunction with the United States Justice Department have issued arrest warrants for the criminals if they return.
Accommodation from the United States Secret Service for assisting in the apprehension of a forger and credit card theft gang.
 
 
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