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Topic: Social Security

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

George W Bush

Favorite possession(s):

Wheelchair, Credit card

Intelligence:

Incompetent, Retarded

Politics:

Socialist, Democrat

Dream job(s):

Tax Collector, Lawyer, Banker

Education:

None

Interest(s):

Law

Medical note(s):

Mentally retarded

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Getting off welfare, Finding a job, Bankruptcy

Worst habit(s):

Wasting money

Favorite quote(s):

"Any man who is under 30 , and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is not a conservative, has no brains." - Sir Winston Churchill (1874-1965)
"Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes." - Henry David Thoreau (1817-1862)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

Social Security disability may be reduced for worker’s compensation and other public disability benefits.
Social security also offers disability benefits; the coverage is comparable to having a $201,000 disability policy for your family.
Social Security will take a combination of impairments into consideration in determining disability.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Social Security disability benefits consist of monthly payments and/or medicare benefits which provide compensation to those who are disabled from performing substantial gainful work of any kind.
Social Security and other government benefits such as Medicaid and Medicare operate under their own requirements.
The question is whether or not we have the will to use the Social Security and Medicare trust funds to pay for these additional expenditures that the President is proposing.

Craig Leveaux,
Blogger

Social security disability insurance is a program that workers pay for with the social security taxes that are deducted from their paycheck.
Unlike social security disability benefits, you may be entitled to suplemental security income benefits even if you have never worked or paid social security taxes.
Social security retirement benefits are available to anyone who has worked long enough and recently enough in a job for which they paid social security taxes.

Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

If you are approved for any kind of Social Security disability benefit other than SSI you will get Medicare after you have been entitled to Social Security disability benefits for two years.
Social Security not only represents the foundation of our retirement income system; it also provides millions of Americans with disability insurance and survivors� benefits.
Like Social Security, Medicare represents a promise that the Nation has made to its senior citizens�a promise that we have an enduring obligation to keep.

User Talk

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