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Topic: Selective Service

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Favorite possession(s):Credit card
Dream job(s):Tax Collector,  Bus Driver,  Banker
Education:Post-graduate,  Junior High School,  College
Favorite activity(s):Paying off their mortgage
Interest(s):Computers,  Business,  Law
Ultimate fantasy(s):Finding a job,  Getting off welfare,  Bankruptcy
Medical note(s):Mentally retarded
Membership(s):Electronic Frontier Foundation
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
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Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

The Selective Service System will not accept letters of support or any material from persons attempting to establish conscientious objector claims until draft registration is resumed.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Selective Service registration is required to be eligible for a federal student loan, job training, and most federal jobs.
Statement of Selective Service Registration a document male students must sign for federal, need-based assistance in which students notate that they have registered with the Selective Service if required to do so.
Selective Service System Agency as voted by the House in the current VA-HUD Appropriations bill.
Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Call the Selective Service registration information line at 1-847-688-6888.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Registration through the Selective Service internet site will give a person an instantaneous Selective Service number.
Selective service registration resumes.
Jack Crawford,
WWII Veteran

This would give Selective Service more than enough time to register potential draftees if the government thought it was facing a real threat that might necessitate a draft.
Mark Harris,
Priest

Selective Service does not presently have authority to classify men, so even men with obvious handicaps must register now.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

The Selective Service System still vigorously defends the legality of a male-only draft by mentioning the “continued restriction on women performing duties involving direct ground combat.
Bob Greenberg,
Congressional Candidate

It is interesting that liberal sociologists currently proposing to use the Selective Service System as a medium of cultural upgrading of the poor consider this a novel application of military practice.
The other bill would put the Selective Service System into deep standby and would suspend registration.
 
 
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