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Topic: Serious

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Smallpox vaccine
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma
Good point(s):Remorseful
Appearance:Intimidating
Intelligence:Incompetent
Personality:Suicidal
Bad point(s):Criminal
Dream job(s):Lawyer,  Prison Guard
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Favorite sport(s):Running
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Infected with HIV,  Family history of schizophrenia
Worst habit(s):Driving too fast
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

It is a serious defect that the components of the regional development plan have not been assessed independently of the project.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Diabetes is a serious condition that requires professional monitoring, but stevia does not raise blood glucose levels and is healthy.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

A serious problem with current popular tools like telnet and ftp is that they transfer password and data unencrypted in the net thus compromising security.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

More serious investigators theorized that they might have belonged to the gill apparatus of several extinct species of fish.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

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Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Serious questions have and are being raised about the right of therapists to practice any form of treatment that has not been empirically tested and had its effectiveness validated.
There is a broad consensus amongst scientists that serious concerns about the release of living modified organisms are unwarranted.
For any serious scientific method to take place it is important that we can quantify these imposed conditions in a relevant and meaningful way.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

Lymphedema is a serious swelling disorder that occurs when there is damage to lymphatic vessels or lymph nodes.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Less serious felony crimes are those in which the sentencing judge has a choice of imposing a sentence of imprisonment that does not require hard labor.
Is leaving the scene of a crash resulting in death or serious injury a felony offense?
Mark Harris,
Priest

Serious students of the Bible know that there is nothing in the scriptures that does away with the fourth commandment.
 
 
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