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Topic: Server Web Site

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite food(s):

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Counter Strike, Hacking, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Building websites, Downloading MP3's

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This site is run on servers based on FreeBSD and Sun Microsystem's Solaris , with the Apache web server.
Web Hosting We can develop your web application and Host your site on Macro Systems NT or Unix servers.
Cookies are a feature of Web browser software that allows Web servers to recognize the computer used to access a Web site.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web site visitors, email messages, and file uploads/downloads all transfer data between our servers and the Internet.
From this site you can find and link to hundreds of employers who advertise job opportunities on their web servers.
Our web servers may also collect the domain names of visitors to our Web site.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

All servers are WAP enabled, allowing you to host both Web and WAP sites on the one hosting account.
AccMonitor is an automated accessibility testing solution for Web sites or for use in conjunction with Intranet Servers or File Servers.
ISPs can also cache Web sites and data on their servers to speed up download time and reduce traffic on the Internet.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Your web site is hosted on specially designed computers called servers so that anyone in the world can access your website.
Your site will be stored and hosted on one of our specially designed Dell PowerEdge web servers.
All Web pages/sites are located on computers called servers.

User Talk

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