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Topic: Server Software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Interest(s):

Computers

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Our servers are built on redhat Linux operating system using the stable and reliable Apache web server software.
The Linux servers run Squid caching software with layer 4 LVS load balancing software running on the front end cluster machines.
Our servers run Microsoft Windows NT Server OS and IIS software with the latest service packs and security patches.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Our mail servers come preconfigured and can be set up with the same spam filtering software used by our ISP.
The software then contacts one of our servers over the Internet and verifies the license.
The software lives on the servers at your Internet or Hosting Service Provider.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The software is portable, international, readily adaptable to new transports and imaging devices and operates with Novell and NT file servers.
When servers are added to the infrastructure, Resonate software leverages the additional servers' processors for increased performance.
Miva Merchant Software for Virtual Servers The Miva Merchant option for Virtual Servers is an affordable and simple way to simplify your online store or get you up and running quickly.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Productive Software Systems can bring together key resources to help you maintain your software running on HP 3000 and HP 9000 servers.
The software enables operators to monitor and control hardware and keep configuration files synchronized across all servers.
Our software operates on multiple servers that run either Windows NT or Linux operating systems.

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