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Topic: Web server software

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Zeta Internet Virtual Web servers run the latest version of the Apache Web Server software with the mod_perl and php3 additional modules.
More web servers use Apache than any other web server software, including Microsoft�s IIS software.
A Web Service is a software component that uses Web technologies (typically URLs, HTTP and XML) to expose an API to clients and other servers.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

A "Web client" is software that, when running on a computer connected to the Internet, sends information to and receives information from Web servers throughout the Internet.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

SuiteSpot A Netscape software product that lets you manage an enterprise full of Web servers and combine them into a cohesive Intranet.
This software simplifies the configuration and management of UNIX-and Linux-based web servers.
RECOL's Web Design and Database Development production workstations and servers are extremely powerful and constantly updated with the latest software configurations.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The software is available as a hosted web service, running on Polyphasic servers, or it can be installed on in-house computers for those publishers with their own IT departments.
Web servers are computers configured with server software, and connected to the Internet.
Many of today's web servers have a feature which saves the owners of the system in additional hardware and software costs.

User Talk

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