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Topic: Terminal Server

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Most admires:

Bill Gates

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Chatting on ICQ, Finding warez, Downloading MP3's

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Grove giveth and Gates taketh away." - Bob Metcalfe (inventor of Ethernet) on the trend of hardware speedups not being able to keep up with software demands

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Annex terminal servers 00802E Plexcom, Inc.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Now Windows terminals can import full-screen KDE or GNOME desktops and run multiple X applications from powerful Unix and Linux servers.
The students took it upon themselves to install the game on the server and work out all the permissions and configuration files that were needed to make it run on the Linux terminals.
Programming was done in C using X Windows and Unix in a Local Area Network with HP X terminals and Sun file servers.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

In addition he wanted the restaurant system to have hand held server terminals and the hotel logic to control electronic keypad locks on each room door.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Servers simply swipe customer cards through a terminal and points are tracked instantly and recorded on their receipt.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Each IBS center is equipped with powerful servers and multiple terminals with multiple operating systems enabling a client-server environment.
The RTS allows the terminals to access host resources located on the Ethernet LAN without a separate standalone terminal server.
Touchscreen terminals of the highest specification have been designed, along with accompanying unrivalled software, to simplify restaurant tasks for both managers and servers.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Terminal servers, hubs, ethernet adapters, and UPS products are fully tested and configured to ensure product compatibility and to minimize system set up time.
WAC Server from Midasoft Company provides efficient and full featured remote access to Windows NT/2000/XP machines from workstations or terminals.
All 20 terminals, 20 Pentium machines and three servers available in the Library are connected to the Campus LAN.

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