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Topic: Virtual Server

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite food(s):

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Counter Strike, Hacking, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Building websites, Chatting on ICQ

Ultimate fantasy(s):

Finding genuinely free porn on the internet

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Virtual Servers are offered on both Linux / Apache and Windows 2000 / IIS 5.
Our Virtual Server's come with a Virtual Administrator that is java enabled and can be run through your browser.
Are your virtual servers able to work with old and text-mode browsers such as Lynx, or will users with those browsers not find our index.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Otherwise your virtual name servers will not be listed in whois directories and you will not be able to point your domains to your VNS.
Virtual Web Hosting which means that you can find a home for your web site on our active Dell Poweredge web servers and establish a presence on the internet.
Virtual web servers are a very popular way of providing low-cost web hosting services.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Our Virtual Managed Servers allow web developers to manage their own server in a virtual environment providing the highest level of reliability and functionality.
Virtual Servers: In addition to the reselling privileges that Virtual Domains get, Virtual Servers get hefty discounts on resold accounts.
Unlimited servers is great options for ISPs who want to install KBMail for their virtual hosts and/or maximize the performance for their clients and save the bandwidth.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

The virtual servers All virtual server accounts are based in the UK and are running on at least two 900MHz Pentium III processors.
Our virtual servers include two gigabytes of disk space and 50 gigabytes of monthly transfer.
Virtual Servers are perfect for a variety of users whose needs range from organizational sites to major online stores.

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