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Topic: Web Server

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot, E*TRADE

Favorite possession(s):

Linux box, Windows computer, Apple Computer

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite food(s):

Favorite book(s):

"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding warez, Chatting on ICQ, Building websites

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

CGI is a specification allowing Web servers to execute other programs and incorporate their output into the text and graphics sent to a Web browser.
Web Servers are dual Pentium IIIs, with UNIX running Zeus Web Server on FreeBSD and Win2k running IIS 5.
Web servers hosting basic and advanced package clients are Alpha based systems running Linux and Apache.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Web servers automatically identify where to send the information your computer requests by your computer�s IP address.
Some web servers are set to automatically resolve IP addresses by conducting a Whois lookup.
Our web servers record information about your web browser and IP address.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

The Web servers are comprised of PlumTree portal servers, other IIS servers and MTS application servers.
Geographically distributed web servers will become the norm for companies successfully exploiting the commercial potential of the Web in a global marketplace.
Web caching reduces the workload of remote servers by disseminating data among the proxy caches over the network.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Our servers are Pentium II 400 machines running the IIS 4 web server on the NT4 operating system.
Web Servers are computers that allow remote computers to talk to each other.
Web servers and integrated camera systems with unlimited applications.

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