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Topic: Set up a Web site

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

Slashdot

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box, Apple Computer

Currently has on their coffee table:

PC World

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite food(s):

Interest(s):

Computers

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Quake

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Downloading MP3's, Chatting on ICQ

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"A rolling stone gathers no moss"

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This Privacy Policy sets forth the online data collection and usage policies and practices that apply to our Web site.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

The sites are being set up in such a way so that someone with no web programming skills can easily update sections of the site.
Falcin offers web site design and maintenance, custom web graphics, and free graphic sets.
There are currently two sets of identical exercises on this web site, one using DHTML and one using Flash.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Set up sites for clients and handle every aspect of the web process from setting up dns entries to actual development and design of sites.
The web site for this will be interactive and enable companies to obtain feedback and responses to sets of questions and related scenarios.
The Web Marketing Portal easily sets up a link between your corporate site and the ADAPTcrm database.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Many Web sites allow you to set up a mailing list for free, or your ISP may provide mailing list services.
Cookies are small information tags that web sites can set and retrieve inside your browser.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

Web Site Cards are sold in sets of 10 cards, with matching envelopes.

Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

Web accessible mirror sites of genome sequences and protein crystal structure data have been set up.
Prompt concept development in students by selecting sets of Web sites that illustrate the critical attributes of a particular concept or subject.

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