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Topic: TV set

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

DVD player, Camcorder, Stereo system

Currently has on their coffee table:

Remote Control, TV Guide

Favorite Card Game(s):

Cheat

Favorite TV show(s):

24, Anything on MTV

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Watching Sport on TV

Favorite body part(s):

Ears

Favorite computer game(s):

Pong

Likes to wear:

Digital watch

Favorite sport(s):

Watching TV

Listens to:

AC/DC

Favorite online activity(s):

Finding ringtones for their phone

Favorite quote(s):

"I have never understood the female capacity to avoid a direct answer to any question." - Mr. Spock

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

John Fielding,
CEO

A high proportion of all new TV sets have this facility and it is estimated that 10 million viewers will be able to receive Teletext by the end of 1985.

Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

No, there is no scientific evidence that TV sets emit rays that are harmful to the eyes.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

GLOBAL TV is a technology based company poised to revolutionize the way customers access and use the Worldwide Web and their television sets.
Most subscriber or institutional TV sets are equipped with a channel converter to facilitate adding local off air TV programming to the receiving network.
The TG75AX is a TV test signal generator developed for the design and manufacture of HDTV television sets.

Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

All future TV sets provide for some means of connecting an analogue video source like a CD-i player or VCR.
There are 2 sets of RCA Video and Audio output jacks for the TV and VCR.
TV sets, radios, VCRs, video cameras, satellite tuners, satellite dishes and TV antennas.

Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

Remove all TV sets from bedrooms, they suggest, and then from the living room and kitchen.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

TV sets, cellular phones, exercise machines, computers, and CRT monitors will contribute to interference.
Like TV sets at the appliance store each computer monitor may show our color chart differently.
It is now possible to connect your Acorn computer to all of the TV sets in your house to provide a useful home information system.

User Talk

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