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Topic: Style Sheets

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite possession(s):

Apple Computer, Typewriter, DVD player

Favorite activity(s):

Coloring in, Studying

Favorite food(s):

Favorite book(s):

"Complete Idiot's Guide to Creating an HTML Web Page" by Scott J McFedries
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams
"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright

Favorite royal(s):

Hurrem Sultan

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Writing in their secret blog, Chatting on ICQ

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite TV show(s):

Who Wants to Be a Millionaire

Favorite type of dance(s):

Line dancing

Favorite quote(s):

"A rolling stone gathers no moss"
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare
"Black holes are where God divided by zero." - Steven Wright

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Using style sheets with scripting to create movement allows users to turn off or override the effect more easily.
Style sheets and in particular advanced style sheets offer a very attractive programming environment for these applications.
Using style sheets will also allow users to override author styles and change colors or fonts sizes more easily.

Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Cascading Style Sheets conform to W3C Specifications for Cascading Style Sheets.
Cascading style sheets - when a clumsy oaf muddles your pile of fashion designs by knocking them all over the floor.
Cascading Style Sheets This is a set of annotated links to Cascading Style Sheet resources prepared by Naomi Eichenlaub for LIBR 559A at UBC.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Cascading Style Sheets For Dummies covers the essentials you need to know to incorporate CSS technology into Web projects.
Cascading style sheets (CSS) are used for unified page appearance and are highly recommended for any web publishing project involving more than a page or two.
Cascading Style sheets ( CSS offer possibilities to show XML.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Style sheets require at least Internet Explorer 4 or Netscape 4 in order to fully work.
Cascading style sheets are a way to provide richer and more easily updated font and paragraph formatting in HTML documents.
Style Sheets can be imbedded right into the code of the Web page or stand alone as a seperate text file.

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