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Topic: Shields

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Mace,  Motorcycle
Favorite author(s):Jane Austen
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Favorite royal(s):King Shaka Zulu
Interest(s):Historical Reenactment
Favorite computer game(s):X-Wing,  Space Invaders
Favorite movie(s):Independence Day
Likes to wear:Traditional tribal dress,  Army uniforms,  Sunglasses
Favorite sportsperson(s):Andre Agassi (tennis)
Favorite philosopher(s):Sun Tzu
Favorite time of year:Mayday
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Shields had spoken at all masses on October 8th and told of his resignation to Pastor Emeritus status because of ill health.
John Fielding,
CEO

Shields is also involved in a number of studies addressing the future viability of safety net providers.
PxP shields managers from the technical complexities associated with distributed systems.
Shields Associates performs an expert and objective review of your current managers.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Shields prior to the meeting that the Planning Board does not recommend approval until all conditions as specified are met.
Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Shields spoke about the latest advances in Java compiler technology and about issues of language specification.
Shields Up will test your security and point out possible weaknesses that might allow someone to gain access to your PC over the internet.
Luigi Pascioni,
Auto Mechanic

Shields that are made with Walnut are exceptionally tough and can repel even the mightiest of blows with out splintering are shattering.
Richard Hosking,
Paranormal Investigator

Face shields are to be worn near furnaces where metals are being poured or heat radiation is present.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Shields wet hair from the drying effects of heat styling with blow dryers or hot rollers.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Shields claimed that barring the Boy Scouts from use of public buildings would be discrimination based on viewpoint.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Shields fashioned from large pieces of bark and tied to cane frames are fixed to the prows of dugout canoes for protection against spears and arrows.
 
 
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