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Topic: UPS shipping

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The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Currently has on their coffee table:Playboy magazine
Dream job(s):Mail carrier,  Truck driver
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite activity(s):Stamp collecting,  Paying off their mortgage
Favorite food(s):Cookies,  Seafood
Interest(s):Numerology
Favorite sport(s):Bowling,  Jogging
Likes to wear:Baseball cap,  Bangles
Favorite online activity(s):eBay Auctions
Ultimate fantasy(s):Owning their own trailer
Medical note(s):Taking weight loss pills
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

 Shipping records are accurately kept by a third party shipping agent of UPS to insure against such actions.
UPS expedited shipping charges apply.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

 Shipping is by UPS for chairs and smaller pieces of furniture, and by commercial freight lines for furniture generally weighing over 70 pounds.
UPS shipping cost will be door to door excluding destination countries' duty and tax.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

 Shipping Orders are shipped via UPS Ground unless otherwise requested.
Shipping is done promptly for all items in stock via UPS Ground service for addresses in the US.
UPS Shipping quotes may be obtained by emailing us your item list.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

 Shipping charges for UPS Ground shipments are calculated using UPS shipping software.
UPS Overnight Shipping Service UPS has developed a special savings program on air express deliveries just for IIE members.
Upgraded shipping is available upon request to either UPS 2 day or UPS overnight.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

 UPS Ground shipping is not available for deliveries to Alaska, Hawaii or Puerto Rico.
 
 
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