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Topic: Shock Treatment

Related:
  Treatment    Shock  
  Medical Treatment    Drug Treatment  
  Water Treatment    Cancer Treatment  
  Skin Treatment    Treatment Center  
  Wastewater Treatment    Window Treatments  
  Alcohol Treatment    Treatment of Depression  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Appearance:Beautiful
People talk about their ..:Childhood trauma,  Positive outlook
Bad point(s):Pessimistic
Personality:Depressive,  Suicidal,  Easily addicted
Currently has on their coffee table:Men's Health magazine
Dream job(s):Interior decorator
Favorite body part(s):Hair,  Skin,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Sleepwalking sleepwalker,  Sleeping
Medical note(s):Undergoing therapy,  Approaching psychosis,  Has cancer
Favorite quote(s):"I don't suffer from insanity. I enjoy every minute of it."
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 Expert Talk
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Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

Shock treatment normally refers to raising the chlorine level to 10 PPM, usually sufficient for most residential applications when done on a periodic schedule.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

He described his insulin shock treatments as torture and the medications as making him "foggy.
My therapy included shock treatments and medication after which I would be released only to have a relapse.
Athena Mondale,
Spiritual Consultant

Roky received shock treatments while at Rusk and upon his release 1n 1972, was convinced that he was a Martian.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Traditional treatments include shock chlorination, potassium permanganate, hydrogen peroxide, greensand, carbon filtration, ozonation and aeration.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

The best treatments for emotional shock and trauma are deep empathy, heartfulness, and containment.
Hospitalizations, medications, shock treatments and psychiatric consultations have all been a part of my history.
Arthur Dawkins,
Astro-physicist

There are a number of different treatments (varying in costs) ranging from heat lamps through to more complex treatments such as ultrasound, electrical stimulation and shock wave treatments.
David Rosenberg,
Dermatologist

He was over-medicated and finally asked for shock treatments because they had once helped his mother.
The restrained performance by Whoopi Goldberg is irritating and left me wanting to give HER electric shock treatments to get some acting out of her.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

Routine shock treatment is necessary to destroy combined chlorine compounds and restore the chlorine sanitizer to "free chlorine" efficiency.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Gimme gimme shock treatments/I wanna wanna shock treatments/  Ramones Gimme hockey, or gimme death!
 
 
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