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Topic: Shooting

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 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Lee Harvey Oswald
Favorite possession(s):Gun,  Mace
Appearance:Intimidating
Dream job(s):Police Officer
Favorite TV show(s):America's Most Wanted
Favorite activity(s):Coloring in
Interest(s):Camping
Favorite sport(s):Hunting,  Bowling,  Paintball
Likes to wear:Colt 44 Magnum,  Army uniforms
Favorite computer game(s):Halo
Ultimate fantasy(s):Having more friends
Membership(s):National Rifle Association
Favorite quote(s):"He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death." - H. H. Munro (Saki) (1870-1916)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Police responding to 911 calls that poured in after the shootings found him standing in the middle of the street wearing nothing but boxer shorts.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Various fights, shootings and hangings along with intermarriage between Indians, Whites, and Blacks disperced Indians until most tribes disappeared.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Do you think the extensive media coverage of the sniper shootings does more to help the police or more to encourage the sniper?
How likely do you think it is that the sniper shootings in the Washington, DC area are connected to Al Qaeda or another organized terrorist group?
We've just seen several shootings where the response of the Bush administration seems to be favoring protection of gun rights.
Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Statistics show that credit card related execution style shootings result from less than 10% of credit card transactions, so use of the internet for purchases is still safer than flying.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

With the recent shootings in Atlanta and the Surgeon General's declaration that suicide is a national threat, it's clear we need more effective preventive measures.
Ben Werner,
Student Newspaper Editor

Even more condemning are the reports that the right wing generals produced video footage where they lamented the killings by Chavez before the shootings even occurred!
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Lesh has responded to numerous officer involved shootings both as a civil lawyer and as a prosecuting attorney.
Police shootings are reported to have declined overall since the 1970s, as agencies have moved to adopt tighter guidelines and training.
They are victims of homicide, suicide, and unintentional shootings made easy by access to guns.
Jordan Jones,
Rapper

Until now, the shootings have been attributed to ongoing rivalry between West and East Coast rap labels.
 
 
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