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Topic: Shopping Site

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

E*TRADE

Most admires:

Easter Bunny

Favorite possession(s):

Credit card, Golf clubs

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite activity(s):

Shopping, Coloring in, Theme parks

Favorite food(s):

Interest(s):

Computers

Likes to wear:

Banana Republic

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, eBay Auctions, Finding ringtones for their phone

Favorite time of year:

Easter

Membership(s):

Local Chamber of Commerce

Favorite quote(s):

"There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home." - Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

This site requires the use of JavaScript and cookies in order to make the shopping cart work.
The shopping cart must also provide the basic administrator functions for the web site.
The shopping cart does not use any programming on your web site.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

Dynamic Shopping Cart combined with Dynamic Site Administrator create a powerful and easy to manage and maintain business oriented web solution.
Site license is for ISPs or web developers who wish to use the shopping cart for multiple clients or customers.
The site is database driven with a custom built shopping cart integrated with Secure Trading online payment clearance system.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Many products are available for purchase directly from this site using our shopping cart system and payment by credit card via our secure pages.
The shopping cart software on this site accepts payments on major credit cards through the secure Paypal system.
This site combines advanced HTML with an online shopping cart and credit card payment system connected to PayPal to provide a complete eBusiness solution.

Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

NetStores shopping cart software can operate with your existing site and database of products as well as interface with a number of different gateway providers.
This site features a custom built shopping cart with full real time processing of orders via credit card.
Shopping Cart prices include all product support pages but do not include the cost of the original web site development.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

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