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Topic: Short

Related:
  Short Course    Man short  
  Short People    Short Film  
  Short Plays    Short  
  Girls in short    Short Cuts  
  Short Breaks    Short Stories  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Most admires:Laurel & Hardy,  All cheerleaders
Favorite possession(s):Bikini,  Lingerie,  Baseball cap
Currently has on their coffee table:Entertainment Weekly
Favorite TV show(s):The Simpsons
Favorite activity(s):Going to the beach
Favorite cartoon character(s):Bugs Bunny
Likes to wear:Tank tops,  School uniform,  Miniskirts
Favorite movie(s):The Three Stooges,  Toy Story
Favorite sport(s):Volleyball,  Cycling,  Running
Favorite quote(s):"Nostalgia ain't what it used to be."
"Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?" - H. M. Warner (1881-1958)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

He would notice girls in class in shorts or short skirts and fantasize about them in bed at night while jerking off.
His shorts were black mesh basketball shorts, with his boxers pulled up just above the waistband of the shorts.
I shoved my hands down the back of her shorts and started rubbing that ass of the skin instead of through the shorts she wore.
Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

Tearaway pants are still good, and mesh shorts and some mesh jersey shorts are good.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Boxer Shorts By Flyz Boxer shorts made for a man but loved and also worn by the ladies.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Shorts worn by gentlemen must be worn with either knee length stockings (with no pattern other than that found on a branded golf stocking), or short white sports socks.
Walking shorts may be worn with the short sleeved white shirt or blouse and uniform socks and shoes.
Coaches can wear shorts and short sleeve shirts however no ragged looking shorts or unsightly tank tops will be allowed.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

I pull your shorts and panties down and I then lower my boxer shorts to free my very hard cock.
She was wearing loose gym shorts and soon I was at the hem of the shorts.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Shorts and Verse Shorts and Verse is a forum for Christian writers to share their poetry and short stories with a message.
Selected Shorts matches Oscar and Tony Award-winning actors with short stories by acclaimed contemporary and classic authors.
 
 
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