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Topic: Write a short story

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Favorite website(s):

The Onion

Most admires:

Robert Frost, Che Guevara, T S Eliot

Personality:

Loving, Witty wit humor

Education:

None

Favorite author(s):

Graham Greene, F. Scott Fitzgerald, Jane Austen

Favorite TV show(s):

The Craft

Favorite activity(s):

Writing stories, Coloring in, Going to the movies

Favorite movie(s):

Monty Python

Favorite quote(s):

"A witty saying proves nothing." - Voltaire (1694-1778)

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Sam Hayden,
Gothic Nightclub Owner

He also writes short stories for a fanzine.

Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Pat writes short stories and won an Aboriginal Arts Board Literature Award in 1992.

Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

Writes short stories about common events, emphasizing the humor inherent in everyday situations.

Anita Ganesh,
Poet

Her short stories have been published in local literary magazines, and she and her husband write a weekly movie review column for a college writing class newsletter.
He writes short stories, poetry, short humor and puzzles for both children and adults.
Do you write short stories or poems?

Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

Short stories are my nemesis, in that everyone seems to expect me to write them, and I never seem to find the time!
Will students write short stories for younger students?
HomeBoy is a program that allows children to write short stories in order to have them read back.

User Talk

Comments from our users:

From: micky 2004-11-03 22:17:12	need some short story ideas
From: Sarah McEveryfunny 2004-12-02 15:22:32	A woman went to the store, She saw a dog for sale, She bought it. Knowing it was chow and would be hard to train. Then the dog is 3 years old and knows sit, lay, shutup, and NO, then one day she said "ok, Sit" and It didn't , She said "Ok, Lay" it didn't. So she yelled "OK, NO" the dog replyed "Ok what?" She was amazed and said "Did you just talk & it said "Ok, maybe I did"

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