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Topic: Shoulder

Related:
  Head and Shoulders    Shoulder Pads  
  Shoulder Surgery Exercise    Shoulder Pain  
  Shoulder Dislocation    Neck and Shoulder Pain  
  Frozen Shoulder    Shoulder Injuries  
  Shoulder Surgery    Shoulder muscles  
  Dislocated Shoulder  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Couch,  Prom dress
Appearance:Muscular,  Overweight
Bad point(s):Vicious
Personality:Spoilt brat
Politics:Apathetic
Education:None
Favorite author(s):Brothers Grim
Favorite body part(s):Fists
Interest(s):Meeting women
Favorite sport(s):Working out at the gym,  Bodybuilding
Likes to wear:Sports bra,  Sumo belt,  Bridesmade's dress
Favorite destination(s):Home
Favorite quote(s):"Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame." - Benjamin Franklin (1706-1790)
"I'm as confused as a baby in a topless bar."
"The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins." - Oliver Wendell Holmes (1841-1935)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

His shoulders began to shake, then his whole body rocked as barely muffled sobs tore out of him.
His shoulders smashed against plasterboard and he slid into a sitting position, leaving a long crimson slick down the wall.
Chogyam Trungpa Gyatso,
Tibetan Monk

She shrugged her shoulders helplessly and took refuge in a series of deep breathing exercises.
Rob Bruff,
Nightclub Bouncer

Shoulders that were designed to push, pull, stretch, and lift are now rounded forward and remain motionless while elbows wrists and hands do the work.
Shoulders are like a ceiling fan (with only two opposite blades forming a straight line) rotating a few feet above and parallel to the floor.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Around her shoulders is a fabulous faux fur stole, and sitting atop her head is a sophisticated veiled headband hat.
Her shoulders were wrinkled, her breasts sagged, her ribs were covered by a flabby skin as pale and cold as a frog's.
Shoulders are a gold/silver metallic fabric edged with a heavy corded trim.
Todd Porter,
Gym Attendent

Broad shoulders, well defined pecs and a butt that could crush beer cans.
The shoulders are balanced between the pull of the muscles above, that lift, and the downward pull of the muscles below.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Her shoulders were massaged until the knots of muscle loosened and the stress of the last few days eked away.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

From scrawny shoulders jut growths that have ripped through his tunic.
 
 
 User Talk
Comments from our users:
From:
Jenny
2004-11-03 23:59:15
I hurt my upper arm, but I don't know what muscle it is?
From:
Al Williams
2005-01-14 17:07:44
Is Shoulder surgery recommended if you have osteophyte formation at the A/C joint.
From:
fangsingh
2005-06-05 12:04:48
i want great abs
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