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Topic: Web Site Statistics

Vital Stats

The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:

Most admires:

Che Guevara

Favorite possession(s):

Windows computer, Linux box

Dream job(s):

Webmaster

Favorite TV show(s):

Big Brother

Favorite board game(s):

Chess

Favorite book(s):

"Beginning Visual Basic 6" by Peter Wright
World Almanac
"Maximum Internet Security: A Hackers Guide" by Net Sams

Interest(s):

Computers, Maths

Favorite computer game(s):

Hacking, Counter Strike

Favorite online activity(s):

Building websites, Chatting on ICQ, Downloading porn

Membership(s):

Free Software Foundation

Favorite quote(s):

"Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at statistics."
"There are two ways of constructing a software design; one way is to make it so simple that there are obviously no deficiencies, and the other way is to make it so complicated that there are no obvious deficiencies. The first method is far more difficult." - C. A. R. Hoare

Expert Talk

The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.

Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

This web site provides access to a set of aviation accident statistics produced by the United States National Transportation Safety Board.
Statistics Canada's Web site provides economic, social and census data plus daily analysis of statistical releases.
This Web site provides mean weekly incidence morbididty statistics for selected respiratory and communicable diseases.

Steve Riggins,
Software Deveoper

Detailed Web Statistics Detailed web site statistics are provided as well as the raw log files for use in an external statistics reporting program.
Web Statistics : Allows you to see information about previous users accessing your site.
Site Statistics Many statistics about the usage of your web site are available through the Site Statistics option in the Control Panel.

Dave Simons,
Internet Entrepeneur

This Web site provides a prototype search tool from the National Center for Education Statistics for locating U.
Web site statistics software can reveal valuable information to help you evaluate your marketing efforts.

Mike Enlow,
Internet Marketer

Deluxe Web Site Statistics are an invaluable source of information regarding to your Web Site, especially if you plan to do any type of marketing.
Quarterly web site statistics and reports are included Internet Marketing Services Internet marketing services are a combination of several programs.
Web statistics are a powerful tool for tweaking the search engines to bring your site more visitors.

Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

Statistics throughout the web site have been taken from the FBI Uniform Crime Report and the Center for Disease Control Statistics on Unintentional Drownings.

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