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Topic: Ski

Related:
  Ski Resort    Ski Area  
  Snow Ski    Ski Lift  
  Cross Country Ski    Ski Slope  
  Ski Equipment    Ski Trip  
  Ski Boots    Jet Ski  
  Ski Lodge    Ski Reports  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Wheelchair,  Bicycle
Most admires:Walt Disney
Personality:Sporty
Favorite activity(s):Theme parks
Interest(s):Camping,  Boating,  Travelling
Favorite sport(s):Skiing,  Snowboarding,  Mountain climbing
Likes to wear:Ski gear,  Mambo,  Nothing
Favorite sportsperson(s):Jack Nicklaus (golf)
Favorite time of year:Summer
Membership(s):Local Chamber of Commerce
Favorite quote(s):"Air travel: Breakfast in London
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

Once the skis are slicked on you will feel immediately enveloped in the icey blue world of the glacier, with the red pinnacles of the mountains thrusting upwards all around you.
Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

Today's skis have become wider at all these points but have a much greater difference of width between the shovel, the waist and the tail.
Borg Svemann,
Woodworker

These first skis may have been used by a hunter or a traveler, as they were commonly used during the long winters in Northern Russia and the Scandinavian countries.
I was gliding along on my short skis and discovered that my skis are actually shorter than childrens size skis.
Where are his skis?
Abu Kashir,
Gas Station Attendant

Dolph is describing the maintenance of wooden skis with Al while Tim attempts to polish his brand new skis on a fancy machine that Dolph brought them.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Skis combi : des skis con us pour permettre d'op rer convenablement les deux mouvements de ski.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

On skating skis the whole length of the ski should be waxed, on classic skis the kick zone should be avoided.
While my skis are gathering dust and rust in the basement I'm going half-crazy with downhill withdrawal.
Stiff skating skis in loose tracks dig into the snow.
Dan Toomey,
Computer Salesman

USI Skis Please Call for Availability and Pricing for USI Ski Applications.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

The skis are mounted beside the sled, instead of under it, to keep the cutter low and to make it wider than the tow sled.
 
 
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