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Topic: Skunk Smells

Related:
  Smell    Skunk  
  Sense of Smell    Smells Like Teen Spirit  
  Pet Skunks    Loss of smell  
  Skunk Works    Skunk Odor  
  Skunk Anansie    Skunk Ape  
  Foot Smell  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Brown raincoat,  Couch
Appearance:Overweight
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Janitor,  Unemployed
Favorite animal(s):Owls,  Mouse,  Cat
Favorite movie(s):This Is Spinal Tap,  Moulin Rouge
Likes to wear:Surfie clothing
Listens to:Nirvana,  Weird Al Yankovic
Worst habit(s):Farting in public,  Belching
Favorite quote(s):"I'd rather have thirty minutes of something wonderful than a lifetime of nothing special"
 
 
 Expert Talk
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Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

You may occasionally smell a fruity musky scent, but it is not strong and is nothing like what you would associate with ferrets or skunks.
Use Smells to Repel: Dogs, Cats, Rabbits, Skunks, Deer, Woodchucks, and any other animal repelled by smell.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

Most birds, owls included, have virtually no sense of smell, making skunks' odiferous defense useless against these accomplished predators.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

Great Horned Owls feed on a variety of birds and mammals and apparently have a fondness for skunks, as their feathers and nest often smell strongly of the striped delicacy.
Not surprisingly, one of the skunks’ few predators are nocturnal great horned and barred owls, since they have a poor sense of smell.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

Skunks would turn tail at the smell of this oil.
I sent it to the cleaner, since your enemies could have tracked you from several blocks away just by the smell, and all the skunks in this valley were coming to mate with it.
Billie Kirgan,
Machinist

Wetland soil smells rather pleasant, skunk cabbage and salmonberry are water loving plants.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Very sticky buds with the density of Afghan, smells as sweet as Skunk 1 and smokes like Northern Light.
Kimba and the others have nothing to eat but skunk-grass, which smells bad.
Randy smells like dead skunk, rotting pig shit;
Sasha Prevette,
Kindergarten student

The children, perhaps, have some excuse: they have been taught by adults and cartoons, that skunks smell.
 
 
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From:
Taylor
2005-06-27 22:32:38
hi I have a neighbour ho lets it's dog run inmy back yard. The dog runs threw my flowers and shits and pisses over them and the neighbour allows his dog to do it. How can I deter the dog away from my home.
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