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Topic: Sleep

Related:
  Sleep Apnea    Sleep Disorders  
  Sleep and Dreams    Baby Sleep  
  Sleep Problems    Sleep Study  
  Number of sleeps    Lack of Sleep  
  Sleep deprivation    Sleep Research  
  Child's Sleep    COMFORT SLEEP  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Ikea bedroom,  Couch,  House
Appearance:Overweight
Intelligence:Stupid
Personality:Nervous,  Spoilt brat
Bad point(s):Lazy
Politics:Apathetic
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Favorite activity(s):Sleeping,  Sleepwalking sleepwalker
Listens to:Metallica,  REM
Medical note(s):Taking Valium
Ultimate fantasy(s):Going back to school,  Starting life again as a baby
Favorite quote(s):"Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do." - Jean-Paul Sartre (1905-1980)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Angela Berkley,
High School Student

He sleeps well that night with a full stomach of warm homemade rabbit stew and the largest male Rottweiler close by his side.
Each bedroom sleeps four, with beds ranging in size from king in the master bedroom to queen and twin in the other rooms.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

Sleeps 1-4 people The deluxe rooms also have a microwave oven or a kitchenette.
Khalid Binalshibh,
Taxi Driver

The wakeful sleeps, he who did not slumber at night lies still forever.
Chrissie Tanner,
Homemaker and Mom

This sleeps four includes a full kitchen, dining room table with four chairs.
The cottage sleeps 4 with double and twin bedrooms upstairs and a fold-up bed if required.
Our bungalow sleeps six, and has a lovelly well kept cottage style garden of about a quarter of an acre.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

The baby sleeps and wakes at regular intervals and may suck a finger or thumb.
Adam Findley,
Professional Motivator

It is very unnatural for a healthy pet to urinate where she sleeps, unless she was purchased from a pet shop or experienced unhealthy crating experiences before you got her.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

Matty is pretty whingy still, and his day sleeps have been affected by what I hope is just his teeth.
She sleeps the day away in the nice sunny spots until I get home from work.
Thomas Owens,
Police Officer

He sleeps most nights on the stone floor of a newly built storeroom rather than risk being caught and arrested by the Israeli border police while returning home.
 
 
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