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Topic: Smoke

Related:
  Smoke Free    Cigarette smoke  
  Smoke Detector    Smoke Alarms  
  Secondhand Smoke    Smoke House  
  Pipe Smoke    Second Hand Smoke  
  Smoke Away    Smoke Signals  
  Smoke on the Water    Smoke Shop  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Pack of cubans,  Wiretap kit,  Gas oven
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Appearance:Overweight
Personality:Easily addicted
Politics:Apathetic
Dream job(s):Drug dealer
Favorite TV show(s):Politically Incorrect With Bill Maher
Favorite body part(s):Lungs,  Heart
Favorite activity(s):Taking drugs
Likes to wear:Digital watch
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Worst habit(s):Smoking,  Smoking Marijuana,  Taking Drugs
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Albert Graham,
Backyard Pool Drainer

When a mother smokes a cigarette, the nicotine levels in her blood and milk first increase and then decrease over time.
Nick Lazzaro,
Adult Webmaster

Suzy Smokes - Hot blonde teen lights up.
Smokes with free hand, chronically burning dick, forfeits sex with his hot nympho wife for a month, and ends up getting a divorce.
Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

The installation of smoke detectors should be mandatory in all new and renovated residential buildings for which local government authority approval is required.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

When SeaBear smokes the grand King in the Nova style, this translates into a wonderfully mild flavor and moist smoothness that will melt in your mouth.
Phuong Nguyen,
Exotic Dancer

Specimen is heavily tanned, smokes a pipe or cigar, and wears shorts in all weathers.
Pete Trengle,
Bass Player

Smokes Dudes Video was produced by Galloping Video Smokes Dude Video in VHS format contains all the tapes above and is available for purchase at $15.
John Carthy,
Gun Shop Sales Assistant

A gun only smokes after it is fired and our goal and fight must to be to prevent Saddam from firing that weapon.
Jake Farley,
Truck Driver

She smokes in silence for a while, and I catch her checking me out, while I stare at the trucks going past.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

Almost everyone who smokes marijuana started by smoking cigarettes.
A person who has been exposed to asbestos and who smokes has a far greater chance of developing lung cancer than a smoker without asbestos exposure.
Secondhand smoke is the smoke that individuals breathe when they are located in the same air space as smokers.
 
 
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