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Topic: Smoke on the Water

Related:
  Water    Smoke  
  Drinking Water    Water Level  
  Salt Water    Water Resources  
  Water Tank    Water Pump  
  White Water    Fresh Water  
  Spring Water    Water Treatment Plant  

 
 
 Vital Stats
The Brain has inferred the following facts from reading text collected on the topic:
Favorite possession(s):Gas oven,  House,  Vacuum cleaner
People talk about their ..:Body Odour
Personality:Easily addicted
Dream job(s):Janitor
Favorite body part(s):Lungs
Favorite food(s):Anything with salt
Favorite animal(s):Goldfish
Interest(s):The weather weather's
Likes to wear:Vinyl
Medical note(s):Produces Anthrax in their basement
Favorite drink(s):Lemonade
Worst habit(s):Smoking Marijuana,  Smoking,  Smoking Crack
Favorite quote(s):"Attention to health is life's greatest hindrance." - Plato (427-347 B.C.)
 
 
 Expert Talk
The Brain has selected interesting relevant sentences from the web. It automatically assigned them to some of our fictitious experts based on their personalities.


Brian Mengel,
Civil Servant

From Water Damage to Fire and Smoke, KennCo's professional staff focuses on your specific restoration needs.
Miles Rhodes,
Wine Taster

The upper part is blackened by the smoke which has then been washed off by the water from the fire hoses.
Sarah Kennedy,
Fashion Model

Fire erupts in an adjacent business, causing smoke and water damage to your store and inventory.
Bori Gonbutoren,
Reindeer Herder

As the smoke from the campfire settled and spread along the surface of the water, and dusk descended on the river the family moved closer to the fire.
Rob Verdann,
Afterdark Removalist

A smoke detector without a battery is like a fire department without water.
Anita Ganesh,
Poet

The smoke from the fire makes my eyes water, but the fire does keep me warm on those cold nights.
Tony Howell,
Skateboarder

There was a thin puff of smoke rising from the pipe meaning that we've got heat, hot water and dry cigarettes.
Water pipes have been used by knowledgeable smokers to provide a clean natural tobacco smoke.
To smoke Salvia correctly, hold the flame directly over the leaves of a medium sized bowl of a short pipe or water pipe.
Shane Kelly,
Bar Tender

The smoke is captured in water and then bottled, so that other companies can sell food that seems to have been cooked over a fire.
Josh Hogan,
Commander

In repairing fire, smoke, and water damage, the architects had to install mechanical lines as well as rectify a pesky drainage problem in the courtyard.
The pumps were damaged by water and smoke, while the building's structure and roof suffered extensive damage from the fire itself.
 
 
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